Speakers,Electronics,And Much Much More!$1(Canton, MI)

Im looking for a decent laptop but I will also consider all other offers. Here's what I have to trade. A few swords/knives/and daggers A surround sound system A couple freestanding speakers A glass chess set A 10 gallon fish tank with cage top A microsoft studio edition HD webcam (sells for $100 right now) A mini fridge A Minecraft torch lamp An electric knife sharpener A pair of leg weights A homemade wrist mounted flamethrower with a ton of butane refills A dryer motor (Perfect for a diy generator) 2 portable emergency chargers for portable electronics (battery powered) 1 emergency charger for portable electronics (Crank powered) A Playstation Vita with games Everything listed works fine. Some items listed are not in the pictures if you would like to see them let me know. If you are interested in anything or have questions just let me know via email. Thanks for reading!